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\"Let It Rain\" is a song by British recording artist Eliza Doolittle. The song was released as a digital download in the United Kingdom on 11 October 2013 as the second single from her second studio album, In Your Hands (2013). The song has peaked to number 55 on the UK Singles Chart.
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Robert T. Drakeford is an American businessman and politician, who previously served in the North Carolina House of Representatives representing the 107th district, covering north Charlotte and southwest Huntersville. A Democrat, he was appointed to the seat on September 24, 2024, following the death of incumbent Kelly Alexander.
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