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SMS Bayern was the lead ship of the Bayern class of dreadnought battleships in the German Kaiserliche Marine. The vessel was launched in February 1915 and entered service in July 1916, too late to take part in the Battle of Jutland. Her main armament consisted of eight 38 cm (15 in) guns in four turrets, which was a significant improvement over the preceding König's ten 30.5 cm (12 inch) guns. The ship was to have formed the nucleus for a fourth battle squadron in the High Seas Fleet, along with three of her sister ships. Of the other ships only one—Baden—was completed; the other two were canceled later in the war when production requirements shifted to U-boat construction.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Mapp and Lucia","displaytitle":"Mapp and Lucia","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q102077068","titles":{"canonical":"Mapp_and_Lucia","normalized":"Mapp and Lucia","display":"Mapp and Lucia"},"pageid":65826529,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Mapp_and_Lucia.jpg","width":235,"height":214},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Mapp_and_Lucia.jpg","width":235,"height":214},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287963529","tid":"022e3972-2509-11f0-85b5-75f1467453f6","timestamp":"2025-04-29T14:48:27Z","description":"1931 novel by E. F. Benson","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapp_and_Lucia","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapp_and_Lucia?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapp_and_Lucia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mapp_and_Lucia"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapp_and_Lucia","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mapp_and_Lucia","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapp_and_Lucia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mapp_and_Lucia"}},"extract":"Mapp and Lucia is a 1931 comic novel written by E. F. Benson. It is the fourth of six novels in the popular Mapp and Lucia series, about idle women in the 1920s and their struggle for social dominance over their small communities. It brings together two sets of characters from three previous Benson novels: Emmeline \"Lucia\" Lucas, Georgie Pillson and Daisy Quantock from Queen Lucia (1920) and Lucia in London (1927), and Miss Elizabeth Mapp and her neighbours from Miss Mapp (1922).","extract_html":"
Mapp and Lucia is a 1931 comic novel written by E. F. Benson. It is the fourth of six novels in the popular Mapp and Lucia series, about idle women in the 1920s and their struggle for social dominance over their small communities. It brings together two sets of characters from three previous Benson novels: Emmeline \"Lucia\" Lucas, Georgie Pillson and Daisy Quantock from Queen Lucia (1920) and Lucia in London (1927), and Miss Elizabeth Mapp and her neighbours from Miss Mapp (1922).
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